I want to know…

what the Famous Five did for “loo management” on their various camping and caravaning adventures.

if any body has ever dialled the emergency number on a Kimberly-Clark hand-napkin pull-out box.

what happens to the unsold pieces of XS clothing once the season is over.

who decides the differences in shoe sizes while manufacturing them.

who designs those singularly hideous rexine-lurid-coloured handbags with fake gems on them.

why female attendants are air hostessess but male attendants are not air hosts.

why government office buildings stink regardless of the location of the loo.

where the coir from bus-seats goes when the buses are taken to the scrap yard.

why taxis are painted black-and-yellow.

why the Orientals – who have spoons  – still eat with sticks.

who first thought of adding milk and sugar to coffee.

how to eat live snails without throwing up.

what prompts people to nastiness.

why nine out of ten people choose to be photographed on holidays in really weird clothing.

when the Middle Ages became the Renaissance.

where all the shavings of gold and silver go once the jewellery has been moulded.

why the ancient Egyptians could think up enough math to build the pyramids but still wrote stories using pictures.

who’s idea it was to smoke tobacco in the first place.

why people drink till they pass out when they wouldn’t eat till they burst.

why the heros in Mills-and-Boons sort of books aren’t around in real life.

why people in Oceania wear grass skirts – knowing how itchy grass is.

why a Lama is called a Lama.

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