10. You side step a puddle instead of splashing through it in glee.
9. You don’t slllurrrppp the dregs of chocolate milk shake in the cafe.
8. You don’t presume the cherries on all the desserts across the table are there for your picking.
7. You don’t “clap your hands” when you’re happy and you know it.
6. The nurse at the doctor’s clinic gives you the Nasty Eye if you pick a sweety off the bowl.
5. It takes more than a mug of hot cocoa to make you feel fuzzy and warm and it’s usually alcoholic.
4. Pocket money refers to the money in your pocket – literally – and not what you filch off mum in the five second breakfast before dashing off to school.
3. Boys are not “yuck” and vice-versa.
2. You don’t strip off offending pieces of clothing when you’re too hot or it’s floppy and in-the-way of whatever you’re doing.
1. Eating a lollipop attracts more attention than it should.
Posted by Anji on January 12, 2011 at 11:43
Thank goodness – I still do most of these! Esp clapping my hands when I’m happy and I know it…
Love your blog <3